Matt Damon’s Brett Kavanaugh, Colin Jost’s Pete Hegseth and Aziz Ansari’s Kash Patel bonded over drinks together in tonight’s “Saturday Night Live” cold open, with Damon’s Supreme Court justice proclaiming, “We’re gonna live forever!”
“It’s nice to have my sneaky bar here where I’m not going to run into anyone from work, because none of Trump’s people like drinking as much as I do,” Jost’s Secretary of Defense asserted at the top of the segment, just before Damon’s Kavanaugh came roaring excitedly into frame.
“Pistol Pete! I kind of figured I was gonna find you here,” Damon’s Kavanaugh said, prompting Jost’s Hegseth to worriedly ask, “Oh, did I include you on a signal chat by accident?”
“No, no, I just saw the women covering their drinks,” Damon’s Supreme Court judge assured the fellow Trump appointee. Minutes later, the duo was joined by FBI Director Kash Patel (Aziz Ansari), who brought his own, customized alcohol bottle to the bar.
You can watch tonight’s “SNL” cold open yourself below.
A Secretary of War, a Supreme Court Justice, and an FBI Director walk into a bar pic.twitter.com/yGACw2vf4e
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