“‘Damn right! ‘I can’t walk, I can’t walk. Oh… What? You have an amazingly fun opportunity for me? I just remembered that I can actually dance around the room.’
I wonder what that fraud did when he got home from the factory. There were definitely going be a few side eyes. ‘You’re cool to get a job now, Joe… right?'”
“As I have gotten older, I now realize that a bed with four decrepit grandparents in it must have stunk to high heaven. The chocolate factory must have smelt amazing to young Charlie just because it didn’t reek of old people.”
