With the 2023 NFL Draft mere days away, it’s time to pay tribute to the greatest NFL prospect of all-time: Bobby Boucher, linebacker of the South-Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs. Sure, Bobby’s diet consists mainly of fried gator and H2O, and sure, as a 31-year-old, he’d be older on his first day than 90% of the other foosball players in the league, but the combination of his pure ferocity, visualization abilities, and advanced hydration techniques would make him an ideal contributor from the jump. (Team doctors might want to ensure there’s nothing wrong with his medulla oblongata, though.) I’m not totally sure where Boucher fits on Mel Kiper’s big board, but any team with Super Bowl intentions really ought to consider making an investment in the best talent to emerge from the Bayou State since “The Grey Ghost” himself, Gavin Grey.
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