The holidays are a time for togetherness, love, and family. And ostentatious displays of wealth, it seems. For the Kardashians and Jenners, the power moves begin long before presents are opened, when they decorate their sprawling estates for the season. But not all decor is created equal. While the family’s resources can create some truly stunning and artistic displays, they can also fund…interesting installations. So who won the battle for this year’s most festive?
Read on to find out, as we thoroughly dissect and rank all their Christmas trees.
As we reported earlier, the recently divorced Skims founder had a dozen (live? TBD) pine trees transplanted to just outside the bathroom in her museum-like home. Somehow this makes us feel…lonely? They are a simulacrum of Christmas trees, neither a decoration for the neighbors like typical outdoor lights nor a place to put presents as an indoor tree would be. They’re just…sitting out there. Staring. Waiting. Watching.
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She hasn’t fully revealed how she’s decorating her house, but in an Instagram story you can see here, she has a big white tree in her dining room. We’d prefer some ornaments to complete the look, but this is perfectly acceptable.
#Kravis went blood red with their many indoor trees. At first glance, this is just another #aesthetic decoration meant more for Instagram than for the delight of children, but now that we think about it…the pair have reallllly leaned into their Mall Goth TradCath thing, and this seems like a perfect way to incorporate all those elements. They’re too edgy for traditional decor but too devout to skip the holiday, so they found a decoration that works for them. And it looks they have a standard green tree too—the perfect prop for posing with Santa in negligee. Approved.
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She’s rich so she bought a big tree to put in her big house. She hired people to hang it with lights and sparkly, traditional ornaments. The kids seem to enjoy looking at it. What more could we want? Nothing. Great job, Kylie.
Monica has a BA in Journalism and English from the University of Massachusetts and an MS in Journalism and Communications from Quinnipiac University. Monica has worked as a journalist for over 20 years covering all things entertainment. She has covered everything from San Diego Comic-Con, The SAG Awards, Academy Awards, and more. Monica has been published in Variety, Swagger Magazine, Emmy Magazine, CNN, AP, Hidden Remote, and more. For the past 10 years, she has added PR and marketing to her list of talents as the president of Prime Entertainment Publicity, LLC. Monica is ready for anything and is proudly obsessed with pop culture.
